Were You Aware That Kirsten Dunsts Instagram Is Extremely Good?

Publish date: 2022-01-28
Kirsten Dunst, multimedia artist.

Last night, while promoting her movie with Sofia Coppola The Beguiled at CinemaCon in Las Vegas, Kirsten Dunst went to see Britney Spears. She had a good time. We know this because Dunst Instagrammed a photo of Britney with the simple line, “She werked bitch ❤️ @britneyspears #PieceOfMe.” Sure, you might imagine that this is normal Instagram content for a celebrity to post, but Dunst’s Instagram is far more weird and spare than your average celebrity’s. She has posted only 56 photos in the 53 weeks that her account has been active. Every post, even the most mundane promo, is an event. Her tone is always dry and somewhat removed. It’s a blend of precision and whimsy that is, frankly, awe-inspiring.

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America! Finally joined the gram! Give me my free 🍟

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Mar 18, 2016 at 9:52am PDT

We begin our journey with Dunst’s first post. “America!” She writes “Finally joined the gram! Give me my free 🍟.” It’s a David Foster Wallace–ian simultaneous embrace and criticism of American consumerism in just nine words, plus an emoji.

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#fbf

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Mar 18, 2016 at 4:08pm PDT

Here is her first foray into flashback posts, which she likes to post on Friday instead of the typical Thursday. Kirsten has not named Winona Ryder or Christian Bale in the photo, or mentioned that the picture was taken at an event related to 1994’s Little Women. You are expected to know.

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Happy #Caturday 🐈

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Mar 26, 2016 at 3:21pm PDT

Happy Caturday.

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#fbf #marieantoinette #jasonshwartzman #sofiacoppola

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Apr 1, 2016 at 7:45pm PDT

As we said, she is very good at throwback photos.

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#fbf #bradpitt #interviewwiththevampire

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Apr 7, 2016 at 10:16pm PDT

Extremely good.

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On my way to the Cannes Film Festival, so honored to be a juror. Let the competition begin! 🏆🍾

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on May 8, 2016 at 3:52pm PDT

Kirsten Dunst was a judge at the Cannes Film Festival, a cheerocracy.

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😉😜

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Aug 9, 2016 at 6:42am PDT

Kirsten Dunst was in The Virgin Suicides, a movie about suicide, and decided to make fun of Suicide Squad, a movie about Jared Leto torturing his co-stars. Her use of memes is vicious.

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🏅#olympics

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Aug 11, 2016 at 10:30pm PDT

Occasionally she does promo, but likes to mix up the hashtags.

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I LOVED this movie #otherpeople opens Sept 9th

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Sep 7, 2016 at 2:58pm PDT

She is very supportive of her now-fiancé Jesse Plemons, a.k.a. Landry from Friday Night Lights. Once, in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, she talked about bingeing Friday Night Lights while gaining weight for Fargo and demanding that Plemons tell her the gossip about which people on the cast were dating. I like to imagine she once went up to Taylor Kitsch and whispered, “I know about everything.”

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Dolly ☄✨☄✨☄ #dollyparton

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Oct 1, 2016 at 11:15pm PDT

Kirsten Dunst went to see Dolly Parton, who deserved five emojis.

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#lemonade

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Nov 17, 2016 at 9:28pm PST

Like many people on Instagram, Kirsten Dunst likes to re-create Beyoncé poses. Unlike most people, Kirsten Dunst has access to the same chair that Beyoncé used.

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My Elle princess @ellefanning

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Oct 29, 2016 at 11:16pm PDT

This is a photo of Elle Fanning in a fairy outfit in a bathroom somewhere. Was Kirsten there with her? Who was Elle Fanning texting? Was it Dakota? Dunst shows, but does not tell.

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#fbf #startrek

A post shared by Kirsten Dunst (@kirstendunst) on Nov 18, 2016 at 5:31pm PST

Kirsten Dunst was on Star Trek: The Next Generation, but it’s chill. Really, the focus here is on the dog. It is a very good dog.

In conclusion, Kirsten Dunst’s Instagram is the second-best thing she’s done online, just behind the time she joined Miranda July’s celebrity email project slash contest and breezily informed the world “Kirsten Dunst was unable to locate an email that gives advice.”

Kirsten Dunst Is Extremely Good at Instagram

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